The entire history of human expression, slightly abridged
So I had all kinds of thoughts about how I should break the news to you.
The news, the news you’ve all been waiting for, is the I–Brian Short–aka The Bagman–is, in fact, Talky Tina, the banner-awarding doll from H-E-double hockey sticks who has been terrorizing DS106zoners from before the semester began.
I had all kinds of ideas for what this post should contain. Maybe I should describe for you where I got the idea to pretend to be a possessed doll (after finding a doll’s head while on my daily constitutional in Miller Park, if you’re interested). Or maybe I should tell you about the research that I’d been doing in Harry Houdini and spiritualism, which sort of set the mood and tone of the project. There’s almost too much to tell, really.
But I think it’s best to just let you know now that I–Brian–aka The Bagman–is the one who has been pretending to be Talky Tina this whole time, that way you can relax for the last week of the term and enjoy yourself instead of looking over your shoulder every second.
Talking to you here, Ben Rimes.